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Wanna know the fucking truth? Nobody is fucking happy. Nobody has skin made from oil paint and sunlight. Nobody fucking understands this world. Fuck, nobody probably understands math as much as they claim. You’re here one day and the next you’re not. God? Religion? I’ve learned a lot more about the world by eating acid and swallowing pills. Tell me what your church has done for you? Tell me if you have holes in your mouth from speaking lies? Wanna know the fucking truth? Pity is just another word for pathetic. Drink beer and watch the sunrise from every rooftop. Take photographs naked. Take photographs kissing. Take photographs having sex. Stop making everything about sexuality. Wanna know the fucking truth? Nobody really gives a damn if you lost your virginity at fourteen or if you were the president in high school. Wanna know the fucking truth? There is no such thing as the right person. People leave. They change like ocean currents, they leave you with bruises in your calves. And you wanna know the fucking truth? You get better. You learn to love. You find God in between the cracks of a wall when you’re puking your limbs out. You wanna know the fucking truth? Go find it.
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(Source: irynka)

what I expect from the musical episode

  • Dean:

    where the hell are we

  • Sam:

    I don't know man but it's weird...I'm gonna go check it out

  • Dean:

    ok good 'cause while we're here Im gonna need a drink

  • Sam:

    *leaves Dean alone at bar*

  • Dean:

    *takes a swig of beer*

  • Dean:

  • Dean:

    ...maybe I should try calling Ca-

  • Dean:

    ITS A QUARTER AFTER ONE IM ALL ALONE AND I NEED YOU NOWW

  • Dean:

    what the hell?!- I SAID I WOULDNT CALL BUT IVE- what? no wait- LOST ALL CONTROL AND I NEED YOU NOWWWW- Cas!!-

  • Cas:

    *poofs into room* Dean, what is it?

  • Dean:

    Cas i- WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE ISS *clamps hand over mouth*

  • Cas:

    ??...Dean-

  • Dean:

    I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME

  • Cas:

    Dean? I don't understand.. *steps closer and reaches out to touch shoulder*

  • Cas:

    what's going on-- *freezes on contact, eyes wide*

  • Dean:

    Cas what's wron-

  • Cas:

    *forcefully grabs Dean's collar and pulls him close*

  • Dean:

    Cas what the-!

  • Cas:

    I GOT CHILLS THEYRE MULTIPLYING

  • Dean:

    -SAM HELP!

isolemnlysvvear:

the end of the ‘sirius black learns about muggle appliances’ is sirius black, being on a plane for the first time with remus

and they board and sirius is like ‘remus. this is like being toothpaste. this feels like a toothpaste tube. we’re minty. we’re going to die.’ remus is like we have not even taken off yet calm down

the engines turn on and sirius just SHRIEKS and grabs remus’ hand so hard it nearly breaks remus’ fingers

halfway through the flight sirius is like ‘I need a cigarette this is terrible’

the flight attendant races over like ‘SIR there’s NO smoking on this flight’ and sirius just whips around like ‘you’re damn RIGHT THERE IS YES THERE IS M8’ and remus is like please excuse him i am so sorry

remus brings calms forté for when sirius gets really nervous (which is, for people who dont know, essentially pills to knock you the FUCK out during transatlantic flights) and sirius just gets HIGH AS BALLS and turns into padfoot and remus is like THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA AND CANNOT GET WORSE because sirius is just whimpering the entire flight as a dog and the flight attendant comes back over completely baffled for like 8 different reasons but the rest of remus’ interaction with her is basically like

“sir is that dog trying to smoke a cigarette”

“HE MosT CERTAinLY IS NoT”

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