Imagine knowing me.



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  • News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
  • News in America: cannibal eats man's face
  • Britain: wat.
  • News in America: man throws intestines at police
  • Britain: wat
  • News in America: man eats roommate's heart and brain
  • News in Britain: no vat on pasties
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#let me interrupt your dash with the most heartbreaking moment in television

(Source: echoingocean, via fawkes-)

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dutdutgoose: ARE YOU KIDDING ME
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firsttimelady:

#and we all sobbed because look at this #the doctor really doesn’t like donna’s mother at all #because of how much she put donna down #all that ‘you’re nothing’ etc. #but look at him here #he is showing super doctor compassion #and i just cant anymore #brb jumping off bridge

(Source: timelocked, via viathevoid)

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(via cleesed)

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badcgijosh: My mom just got back from Spain and I guess she missed me or at least missed annoying me because she immediately went to our kitchen, got a banana, and now she keeps holding it out to me saying “phone call for you” There’s never anyone calling
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cleesed:

“Moments can happen at any time”

Wow, nice discovery, adverts. How did you figure that out?

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the-minecraft-funnys: Proved you wrong, by like a million.
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 #perfect description of shippers in fandoms

(Source: mcavoyster, via cleesed)

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30secondstonarnia:

#Johnny Depp #can call Robert Downey ‘Bob’ #you can’t call him Bob cause you don’t know him #but Johnny Depp can

(Source: ofsparrowsandmockingjays, via cleesed)

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do cats worry about ending up living alone with socially awkward teenagers

(Source: weeitsparris, via moon-over-june)

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moon-over-june: oh my goD
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(Source: hummelanderson, via fawkes-)

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did you know that running is something some people do on purpose

(Source: blogsaretough, via moon-over-june)